Are We in a Simulation?
The meeting began with the usual rustling of papers as the scientists took their places at the conference table. Everyone was eagerly awaiting the announcement by cosmologist Dr. Frank Eidelman, who had promised a major discovery would be reported.
When he came into the room, all eyes were upon him, and everyone noted his somber appearance.
He took his place, glanced at each conferee in turn, and then began to speak.
“Gentlemen,” he said, “we have concluded our investigation into the simulation hypothesis. The good news is that we have discovered that we are not, repeat not, living in a computer simulation. The bad news, however, is very distressing. For we have discerned that although we are not programmed entities in a computer, we are in fact, fictional characters in a short story.”
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Dr. Henrik Ernst stood, and said, “I object! That statement is preposterous. How could any sane person propose that we are merely fictional characters in a story? Look around you. We are real. This is not a story.”
Dr. Eidelman responded. “Of course you must say that. You have no control over anything you say. The words are attributed to you by the author of this story.”
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When he came into the room, all eyes were upon him, and everyone noted his somber appearance.
He took his place, glanced at each conferee in turn, and then began to speak.
“Gentlemen,” he said, “we have concluded our investigation into the simulation hypothesis. The good news is that we have discovered that we are not, repeat not, living in a computer simulation. The bad news, however, is very distressing. For we have discerned that although we are not programmed entities in a computer, we are in fact, fictional characters in a short story.”
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Dr. Henrik Ernst stood, and said, “I object! That statement is preposterous. How could any sane person propose that we are merely fictional characters in a story? Look around you. We are real. This is not a story.”
Dr. Eidelman responded. “Of course you must say that. You have no control over anything you say. The words are attributed to you by the author of this story.”
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