Gravity, in the olden days, was said to have a force f with a mysterious source. Newton called the mystery "G" and gave it the grand title "Universal Gravitational Constant".

G is obsolete in 2014.

Its value is now know to be composed of three parts:

G = HIJ

H is pi square meters per "second to the 1.5 power"

I is the cube root of the volume of a proton

J is the inverse of the square root of 5.5 nanoseconds

The value of G is equal to the new, articulated, meaningful, insight laden HIJ.

H is the Universal Herenowium Constant

I is a length

J is the square root of time

Philosophically, these three items are vastly more satisfactory than simply having "Sir" Issac Newton's mysterious

G = 6.6 x 10^-11 meters cubed per "kilogram second squared"

It is a superior knowledge of quantum gravity that allows the Folmsbee-Christian Theory of Gravity to define

HIJ = 6.6 x 10^-11 meters cubed per "kilogram second squared"

f = HIJ x Mm/r^2

Herenowium (here and now ee um) is here to stay, for now, Sir.